My Mumbling Thoughts

Oh yes. 100 random, useless, crazy and insane facts about moi. What I like, don't like, believe in, used to do, want to do, plan on doing, and shit I think about all the time. I love this kind of stuff.

1. My favorite color is blue.
2. I have a teddy bear named, Sussie. I've had her since I was 9-years-old and I still sleep with her when I go to sleep at night. I'm not ashamed to admit it either.
3. Both of The Strokes albums changed my life. Seriously.
4. I think pit stains are the nastiest things ever, even though I know sometimes you can't help it.
5. I only have my best hair days on the weekends. Never when I'm actually at work and deal with people.
6. I think insurance is a rip off and I don't see any point in it.
7. I always pick the "slow lane" when I'm stuck in traffic. I've learned to accept this fact.
8. Whenever I hear Jessica Simpson talk, my southern accent suddenly re-appears.
9. I'm double jointed. It's cool as shit.
10. I wish that I collected art and knew the stories behind the paintings.
11. I've been pulled over three times by cops...that I can remember. The first time I got a speeding ticket, the other two I was let off with just a warning. I didn't have to cry either.
12. I don't like mustard.
13. I've always wanted to drink eight glasses of water everyday, but I have never reached that goal.
14. Cockroaches are the ugliest things to ever crawl this planet.
15. I wish I could pull off saying "whilst".
16. When I was in high school, a boy who liked me called me "sweet pants".
17. I could live off of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
18. I write reminder notes on the back of my hands.
19. My mom says that one of these days I'll get ink poisoning because of it.
20. I don't like running over road kill. Hasn't the poor animal suffered enough?
21. I like thunderstorms and always want the power to go out.
22. My mom's nickname for me is "Manta". I don't know why, nor do I like it.
23. I got my belly button pierced when I was drunk, away from home, and over Thanksgiving vacation. That's an entire post in itself.
24. I HATE going food shopping. It's one of the most boring things to do.
25. The first concert I ever went to was to see The Killers and Keane. As Mendy says, "it rocked my socks."
26. Going to see them in concert made me want to be like, Kate Hudson, in Almost Famous.
27. I hate wearing bras.
28. I wear a bra everyday.
29. Fuck is my favorite curse word.
30. So is cunt but I don't say it as much.
31. Things tend to sound a lot better in my head.
32. I'm a procrastinator.
33. I have a terrible memory.
34. I blame my procrastination on my terrible memory.
35. Both my sister and my mom are left handed. I'm right handed making me the odd one in the family.
36. I failed art my freshman year in high school.
37. I used to want to be a truck driver so I could explore America.
38. Also because I thought sleeping in the back of a truck was cool.
39. I want to sky dive before I die but I'm afraid I'll be too chicken before I get in the plane.
40. I believe that money really is the root of all evil.
41. I wish I could have a penguin as a pet.
42. I think that Steve Irwin is the craziest son of a bitch.
43. I pay for bottled water but don't understand why.
44. Crown Royal was the first liquor I ever got drunk off of. It will always hold a special place in my heart.
45. I hate leaving voice mails. I tend to babble and ramble on as if I was really talking to the person.
46. Watching Jeopardy makes me feel smarter. Especially when I get a question right.
47. Fred Astaire is my idea of the perfect man.
48. I can blow spit bubbles.
49. Everyone I do it around says that blowing spit bubbles is gross.
50. I'm afraid that learning how to be patient will be the one life lesson that I'll never learn.
51. I've always wanted to find a pearl inside of an oyster.
52. And I've always wanted to find a four leaf clover.
53. I always doubt sequels to movies. I don't think they could ever live up to the first movie.
54. I respect music artists who write their own music. Even if their music is crap.
55. I'm really glad that Carrie and Mr. Big ended up with each other. I'll never be able to forgive what she did to Aidan though.
56. Yes I know she's a fictional TV character. That's not the point.
57. My worst fear is that I'll be murdered while taking a shower. It's a bit gruesome, I know.
58. Like TPK, picking my nose is my favorite most disgusting habit.
59. I have a crush on Billy Idol.
60. "White Wedding" is the song that did it for me.
61. I set my alarm clock to go off at 4:15 in the morning.
62. I normally don't wake up until 5:30am.
63. For a very short period of my life, I wanted to be a gang member. I'm not sure why.
64. I'm a hopeless romantic.
65. I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive myself for all of my fuck ups in high school.
66. Netflix was a genius idea.
67. Whenever I go out shopping somewhere I always manage to forget one thing. It never fails.
68. Sometimes you can't do anything else except shrug you shoulders.
69. I really think it's time for Mariah Carey to retire.
70. When I was fourteen, I was very dramatic and wanted to starve myself so I could die.
71. It didn't last until dinner time. I had steak with mashed potatoes.
72. Damien Rice's album, "O", was the first and the only album to move me to tears.
73. I cannot stand it when people drive with their signal on but NEVER TURN.
74. I'm really bad about holding grudges against people.
75. When I was little, I used to pretend I was a mermaid whenever I'd go swimming.
76. I don't like it when people stare at me. Like, really stare.
77. Contrary to what some may believe, I don't like conflicts.
78. I'm okay with the fact that there are others out in the world that are better than me.
79. I wish I was more active.
80. I love cats, but sadly am allergic.
81. I've seriously considered getting the shots just so I can have a cat.
82. I pretend to like cheesecake, when really...I don't.
83. I don't think that I read enough books.
84. I seriously believe in aliens. I don't think that shit is cool.
85. I never want to find out how many bugs I've eaten during the night.
86. Sweet tea was God's gift to southerners.
87. I didn't start wearing flare jeans until my sophomore year in high school.
88. I thought Harriet the spy was awesome, and I wanted to be just like her.
89. I even started my own spy journal.
90. Sometimes I laugh anyway, even when I don't understand the joke.
91. Watching infomercials is one of my favorite pass times.
92. My favorite quote is, "you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
93. Thanks to Ferret and his vegetarian ways, I haven't eaten KFC for four months.
94. I try to do one good deed everyday.
95. So far, so good.
96. I re-pierced my ears when I was about 8-years-old so I wouldn't have to wear clip on earrings anymore.
97. I collect Coca-Cola memorabilia, but don't drink Coca-Cola.
98. I hope to one day be able to purchase a pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes without having a heart attack.
99. I'm glad this kept me occupied for longer than twenty minutes.
100. There's plenty more where all of that came from.