When we do get along...
As we were sitting on the ramp to get onto 28, a van pulled up next to Mel and me wanting to cut in the very long line. It said, "Vintage Security" on the side.
Mel: "What the hell is 'vintage security' supposed to mean? Are they going to build a moat around your house and throw an alligator in it?"
I couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes. So hilarious.