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February 27, 2006

A writer? Oh, how cute.

In the past week or so I've been asked four times by four different people, "what are your future plans?"

Why everyone is so curious about what I plan on doing twenty years down the road, I'm not sure, but I've noticed that I have a really hard time trying to answer that seemingly very easy question.

There are two answers:

The first one remains up inside of my brain.

"Well, there's no fucking way I'm staying here and doing this shit for the rest of my life, if that's what you're asking. I know that for damn sure."

The second one is my general answer that I tell everyone.

"Heh, well, um, you know...that is a very good question. Huh. My recent future plans? Or future-future plans?"

And then I shrug my shoulders, exhale a couple of times, awkwardly laugh, and stare at my feet. I'm so visibly uncomfortable.

It got me to thinking this weekend though...

What the fuck am I going to do after college?

Write? I'm going to be a writer? Okay. Well, where the fuck am I going to write at? Do I even want to write at a place? Can't I just stay at home and write? What do I want to write about? Do I have something to say? Something to contribute, bring to the table, and add to the massive piles of stories and articles that billions of people have already written? What kind of writer am I going to be? Why do I have to pick? Can't I leave my options open as to what kind of writer I want to be? Where would I even start? Are there certain rules?

I mean, I have to think about shit like this.

And then there's always the possibility that I won't be a writer. I could be rejected. I could be absolute crap and not know it. What if I suck and people don't like me? People may not want to publish what I have to say. Ever. I could be a big 'ole flaming failure. Then what am I going to do? Cry?

Probably.

So after I had a bit of an axiety attack, I thought a little bit more and figured that I have to be a writer. I have to be able to support myself through my words. That's the only way I'm going to make it. I already know I'm not fit for the Corporate World. It's not my bag of marbles. I'm not a buisness woman and don't plan on staying here for any longer than I have to. Although, it is nice to put on my resumé. It certainly looks really fancy. If I don't want to be in the Corporate World though, then where do I want to go? There aren't that many options left if you don't want to work in some kind of company.

In order for me to be truly happy with my career and the job that I'm going to wake up to every single morning, I want it to be with something where I can take my words, put them on paper, have them published somewhere, and add my two cents. In my perfect world, I would have my own little space in a magazine or newspaper where I could write something weekly. I don't know what I'd write about, how long it would be, or what kind of tone I would want to convey. All I know is that it would make me happy and that is where I would feel most comfortable. I could totally see myself doing that.

I'm not sure why, but I finally came to terms with it all this weekend. I mean, really came to terms with it. That's what I plan on doing. That's what I want to do. That's what I must do. All of these years I've been saying that I want to write, but in the back of my mind I never was entirely sure. I thought I could try a couple of things out, dabble in some other professions and see how they worked out, and if the writing thing magically fell in my lap, then I would definitely go with that. It's the only thing that I'm semi-decent at and what the hell have I been doing all these years taking creative writing classes in high school, and submitting my work to writing contests? Why am I even going to college for Creative Writing with English? Is it only a hobby? A way for me to unclog my brain and make a little sense out of the mess that resides in my head?

So I guess it's official now. I'm going to be a writer. I'm going to college so I can be a writer all the time for the rest of my life. This receptionist gig is only part time so I can work on becoming a writer. I am a writer.

I'll have to practice saying it a couple of times over.

Although now I really like seeing the looks on people's faces when I tell them that I'm going to be a writer.

Picture it. A room full of engineers. All they're used to are formulas, numbers, and an end result.

"What are your future plans, Sam?"

"I'm going to be a writer."

**Crickets**

**Blink**

**Blink**

"Wow. That's, um...wow. Great."

"Thanks."

They're not sure what to say. Hilarious.

It'll be tough, I'm sure, but I'm no longer going to bounce from anymore random jobs and pretend to be happy. I'm going to do what I love to do and if that means that I end up on a street corner living in a cardboard box and eating beans from cans, then that's okay.

I'll be happy with that.

February 22, 2006

"Well it breaks my heart to see you this way"

So what does one do when one has had a shitty week?

One lays about the house for three days, does absolutely nothing, buys tickets to go see Franz Ferdinand and Death Cab for Cutie in concert, sees that The Strokes are stopping by in April and Washington DC is the last town on their tour (tickets go on sale March 3rd), AND THEN on top of all of that, one goes and sees Flogging Molly in concert!

Holy shit.

Yes, last night, Mendy and I went into DC to go and see some kick ass Irish folks rock our motherfucking socks off.

And this morning I can feel every part of my body in a not-so-positive way.

From the beginning.

After Friday I had already decided that I didn't want to do much of anything on the weekend. My week sucked, I was beaten, battered, emotionally worn down and couldn't care less about anything other than me under the covers in my soft, comfortable bed.

So that's where I stayed on Saturday, Sunday, and part of Monday.

I watched the What Not to Wear marathon on BBCAmerica, Elizabethtown, Just Like Heaven and the Project Runway marathon. I considered it to be a very successful weekend of complete nothingness. I got my mind off of a lot of things and simply wasn't worried about anything.

Monday was President's Day. Mel and I decided to hit the tanning beds and go out to lunch. It was nice sister bonding time. We normally don't get out with just the two of us so I thought it was good for us to hang out and talk. It was mostly about how we're losing our minds over Franz, Death Cab, and The Strokes coming to town and how Mel wants to write all of her personal information (phone number, email address, ect.) on a pair of underwear and throw them on stage. I thought it was brilliant.

Tuesday arrived and it was good to sleep in when I knew that everybody was waking up at the ass crack of dawn and making the usual commute into work. I had already let everyone at work know ahead of time that I would be spending my evening getting crushed in a mosh pit so I wanted the whole day to mentally prepare myself for what I was getting in to.

The show would be held at the 9:30 Club in DC. Mendy and I had never been so we figured since it would be dark, we'd be in DC, and going to an unknown location, we should probably leave two hours in advance even though the directions we got from Mapquest told us it would approximately take twenty-one minutes. Our history with driving in Washington is that we normally spend the first hour driving around aimlessly while hoping that something will look familiar and then miraculously end up on the right road and make it to the doors at least ten minutes early. We thought, better safe than sorry.

Unfortunately, we left a little after 6pm. The doors opened at 7pm. Would we make it?

We took my car since it's smaller and easier to park, and Mendy drove since she knows more about driving in DC than I will ever care to learn. All I remember is being lost in that godforsaken place for two hours in the daylight, literally driving in circles. I swore to never drive into DC again if I could help it.

Who knows how we managed to find the place with ten minutes to spare, but I wasn't complaining. We didn't get lost, the directions sort of made sense, and the line wasn't so scary that I wanted to scream. We were extremely proud of ourselves considering that the club is this tiny hole in the wall in a semi-run down part of DC.

We had to pick up our tickets at the window. As we stood there in the bitter night, we observed that this wasn't our normal crowd we hung out with, and we stuck out slightly.

Me: "Mama, I hate to tell you this, but you appear to be the only person of color here."

Mendy: "I know. I didn't really think there would be a lot of dark folks hanging out here though."

Me: "Jesus, I feel like I'm wearing rainbow colors. My outfit is too bright."

Mendy: "You? Look at me! I've got light blue on."

Me: "True. I feel like I should start smoking or something to show that I'm bad. 'Look, I smoke Camels. I've been to jail before.' We're totally getting stabbed tonight."

Mendy: "Yep."

After we got our tickets and found our way to the end of the line, it wasn't long until we started moving towards the doors.

We got our hands stamped, found our spots in the front, and then I ducked away for two seconds to go to the bathroom. Mendy had to convince me though because I was scared that I might lose my spot. Later on I would be eternally grateful that she made me go to the bathroom.

We would be seeing Lemonface (I think that's what their name was), Deadpets, The Briggs, and of course, the incredible, Flogging Molly, in that order.

Things got started off slowly, but after Lemonface made it on stage it was a steady flow. The Lemon Darlings were just that; precious darlings. They couldn't have been any older then thirteen and still had some things to work on, but otherwise they were pretty tight and had a lot of energy. The drummer was seriously kick ass and the girl who played the bass was adorable. I couldn't really make out the lyrics, but it all seemed really good.

Deadpets. Ah, what can be said about Deadpets other than I was floored. We could have gone home after their performance and I would have been more than satisfied. The lead singer had on "sex pants", did a stage dive into the crowd off of the speakers (which was pretty high, I might add), and the entire band overall had so much charisma. There was a guy who played the trumpet though and he looked so much like Billy Idol, and after the concert we had our picture taken with him. That made the rest of my month.

The Briggs were good, but they didn't really do it for me as much as Deadpets did. Then again, they are a hard act to follow so I give them major props for coming out there and also kicking major ass. The bass player seemed to really like giving eye contact to folks in the audience though, because both Mendy and me thought that he was looking directly at us. It was a very good show they put on.

By this time, I had managed to squeeze myself between the barrier and a guy who looked freakishly like Jason Mraz. He asked if I really wanted to be up front since I would more than likely be squeezed until my eyeballs popped out of my head.

Jason Mraz: "Trust me, I've been to a lot of concerts like this and it is a bit painful when your ribs are right up against the rail."

Me: "I'll take my chances. By the way, I'm Sam. I figured I should introduce myself since we're probably going to be unnaturally close to each other when Flogging Molly gets on stage."

Who knows what his name was. All I heard was that he would try his best to not land directly on top of me which I thought was a very gentlemanly thing to do.

When the lights dimmed for the final time, the crowd began to move, scream, clap, and I began to feel my boobs being pressed into my back. I became a little worried and feared for the safety of my glasses. It was then that I finally considered getting contacts for the first time.

The music slowly got started up and then one by one each of the band members appeared on stage.

The crowd flipped out.

From that point on I don't really know what happened or how the show was. I was squeezed out from the barrier and placed one row behind the tall bodies that stood in front of me. I could feel Mendy behind me and every so often she would flatten my hair to my head because it would get in her face. I felt sweaty, gross, and was gasping for oxygen. These goddamned people were insane! I can understand some jumping around and head banging, but lord! I was pushed, shoved, kicked in the head, elbowed in the face, and squeezed.

During one of the slow songs, I took my glasses off, wrapped them in my sweater that I had worn and tucked it into my pocketbook. Hopefully they would be safe in there and I wouldn't be scared about them flying off of my face and being crushed by hundreds of moshers. I did briefly consider asking the bouncer who was in front of us to hold them for me, but he looked like he wouldn't give two shits about my glasses. I would risk it.

After I wasn't worrying about my glasses, I could focus more on getting oxygen and ducking the different body parts that were being passed over me. Skinny chicks were being lifted out of the crowd so more room could be made and I was glad that Mendy was there to guard me. The whole time I could just picture her giving all of these guys nasty looks that said, "stay away from my skinny bitch, dammit. She stays here."

They played Tobacco Island which did it for me. That's my favorite song off of their new album and I wanted to try and do my jig that I had practiced specifically for that song, but found it to be more than impossible. Instead I sang along a little bit and strained my eyes to see if I could get a clearer view of all of the band members.

I did make it back up to the front, eventually after they came back onstage for the last three songs. That was So Much Better for me. I had sort of gotten the hang of using my shoulders to push people aside. I would be damned if I missed the last part of the show. Besides, the very front is where all of the oxygen could be found.

And so the show ended. Mendy and I got a guitar pick that the guitarist was giving out and then I went searching for aqua. I couldn't feel my entire body, but it was strangely a good thing. I felt invigorated, like I had just accomplished something serious. Well, I did. I survived a mosh pit during a Flogging Molly concert. Mendy later told me that that wasn't a mosh pit. If it wasn't, then I'd hate to ever be involved in a real mosh pit. I would either end up in the hospital or dead. Both things don't sound too pleasant.

After we got some water and Mendy bought herself a t-shirt, we were getting ready to leave when we saw some band members from Deadpets and The Briggs standing near the bathrooms where the other merchandise was being sold. We didn't really know what to do, but then Mendy lead the way and we decided that we should go and tell them that they fucking rule.

So we did. And we took pictures. And we said "fags" and "cunts" in front of them. And we hugged. And we all smelled really, really badly. And we made small talk. And it was A-MAZ-ING.

They're awesome Irish dudes. We could totally hang whenever they come back for a visit.

That was my night. When I got home I was too sore and tired to take a shower so instead I got into some clean jammies and slept on top of my covers at the foot of my bed. I wasn't comfortable sharing so much DNA with my sheets at one time.

Pictures soon, I promise.

February 16, 2006

SunDun

I get two visits each week from the Sun Dun guys. One guy re-fills the drink machine, the other guy re-fills the snack machine.

They come on separate days. I don't even think they know each other.

The guy who re-fills the drink machine is very talkative. He sounds like one of those cliché California surfer dudes. We normally talk aobut bar tender contests, music, video games, and how much soda he can consume in one minute.

The second guy who re-fills the snack machine however is not so talkative. He's very quiet and just likes to get his job done. Before we used to have awkward silent moments while he waited on somebody to come down and escort him upstairs. Now we have awkward silent moments while I sit and watch him count chip bags. I used to have one-sided conversations with him, hoping that maybe we could break the ice, but he would only answer by giving different facial expressions, so I figured that in some cases silence is the way to go.

Today he stopped by while I was sitting at my desk, sulking and giving everyone the silent treatment. I was more than happy to walk in silence.

I locked my computer and escorted him upstairs like I normally do. I flipped on our "disco ball" and sat in a chair while he did his normal routine.

Heavy thoughts weighed me down and I shrunk in the lounge chair. I was staring off in the distance at nothing in particular. People could tell something was wrong with me and got the message when I wouldn't respond to them and their questions.

They have admin positions in Florida. I can move to Florida for a little while. It can be a field package and they'll even put me up in a hotel. The cost of living is cheaper down there anyway. I can hang out, get some sun, and not be so goddamned stressed out. It'll be like a vacation almost. I'll have to talk to Momma obviously, Pops (I guess I should write about him sometime), and Lauren has already told me that there are spots. I don't need to stay here. I don't want to stay here. Fucking judgemental, half-wits that don't know shit about me and my situation. They can keep their goddamned opinions to themselves. I don't want their two cents. Fuck their two cents. Hypocrites. They can kiss my ass.

As I let my mind run off with potential solutions that weren't too far fetched, I heard some kind of sound in the distance. Was someone trying to get my attention? I couldn't tell.

I snapped myself out of my stupor and looked up.

"Would you like something while you wait?"

It was the SunDun guy whose name I still don't know despite seeing him every week for almost eight months.

"I'm sorry, what?"

"A snack? Do you want something while you wait?"

He held out some powdered doughnuts and a bag of chips.

I smiled and laughed a little bit.

"Are they fresh? I don't want any of that old shit."

"Of course they're fresh."

"Sure. I'd love some. Thanks."

I got up, decided on the powdered doughnuts and sat back down.

We didn't say anything afterwards just like usual, but it was okay.

I considered it to be one of Those Moments.

February 14, 2006

Singles Awareness Day

Yesterday I didn't get home until nine o'clock. We had another open house to try and fill up all of these available slots that our company has open and it was a decent turn out. Nowhere near as much that we had originally predicted but good enough to not be a complete failure.

I did my small part to make sure that things ran smoothly, but it turns out that we had more than enough help and I was kind of just standing around like a potted plant feeling out of place.

Somehow, with the little bit of work I did, I found myself exhausted when I got in my car to go home. Mid-February and the air had a bitter chill as if it was still December.

Mid-February? Holy shit. I had actually been consumed by so much work that I completely forgot the date and realized what this Tuesday is.

The day that you either love or hate depending on the current state of your personal life.

Well if you want to get really current I can tell you that my personal life isn't so great. And by "personal" I mean, you know, that Special-Somebody-that-you-celebrate-with-on-that-Special-Day-that-Hallmark-thrives-on-in-order-to-survive-along-with-the-candy-industry.

I am solo this year.

Well, I was solo last year too if you want to get technical, but that was different. This year I'm even more solo than before.

I told myself this morning when I woke up that I wouldn't get down. I wouldn't let the sight of happy couples, roses, heart shaped candy with love messages on them, and sappy love songs get the better of me. It's just Tuesday after all. Nothing so special about Tuesday.

Until the gifts appeared.

"Roses for T. Please sign here."

"Oh, right. Sure."

*

"Flowers for V. Sign please."

"Sure, no problem."

*

"Candy and flowers for R. Please-"

"Yes, I know. Sign on the line. Fine."

*

Then I must make those phone calls letting them know that they have a package that has arrived.

"Hi, V, you have a package here at the front desk. No, I don't know who it's from. No, it's not in a brown box. I'm not sure where that package is, but it hasn't arrived. Flowers, you got flowers. Because you asked me to tell you what it was! No I didn't read the card. Do you want me to? Do you want me to open the card that you got from some special person and read it out loud to you over the phone, or would you like to come down here and just get it yourself?"

I hate being the receptionist sometimes.

It's not the fact that I'm jealous of all those couples who are going out to dinner tonight, watching movies, cuddling next to each other by the fireplace, sharing gifts, and gorging each other with chocolate while an orchestra plays At Last by Ella Fitzgerald in the background.

I'm really not.

The only thing that is really stinging me is the fact that even while we were together we didn't get to share those moments no matter how cheesy or corny some people may think they are. We had an entire body of fucking water between us. So we did what we could and made the best out of a not-so-great situation and still celebrated. Just not in the most traditional way.

So tonight I'm celebrating in a semi-traditional way. I'm going to go and spend some quality time with three very special men that I have gotten to know very well throughout the years. Ben, Jerry, and Mr. Jack Daniel himself. Perhaps not the greatest answer to my problems, but for the time being I'll be able to drink myself through this agonizing day and wake up on Wednesday without any recollection of what has happened, which is how I would like to spend my time and money this year.

Although, if you are spending today with That One Person, by all means, have a good day and don't let me and my sourpuss mood bring you down from that cloud that's being carried by miniature angels playing their harps. Really.

Have a happy motherfucking Valentine's Day.

February 12, 2006

Snow Wars

To Whom It May Concern:

I don't know who authorized the blonde lady with short hair to ride around in the plow truck and trap everybody BACK in their driveway, but whoever decided that that was a good idea was severely mistaken.

Earlier today my mother spent two hours shoveling out our driveway. She did a prime job and there wasn't any snow of any kind blocking us in. The sun began to shine shortly after and our driveway was also beginning to dry up.

Later in the early afternoon we heard a beeping sound indicating that there was a truck of some kind lurking below us. After we poked our heads around the curtains we saw that she was riding around and plowing excess snow off of the road back into our driveways blocking us in. We couldn't understand what she was doing. She was wasting the two hours that my mother had spent shoveling snow.

Obviously we were peeved and decided to confront the blonde lady with short hair who felt like she was doing us some kind of favor by pushing snow "accidentally" into our driveways. We told her that she didn't have any right to be driving around and blocking not only us, but many others who had spent hours cleaning up their drives.

She gave us some crack pot story saying that she drives around and cleans up the roads. She needed to unblock the drains so that people wouldn't get flooded in, which we agreed would be a bad thing. However, why she had to go about and dump more snow in front of driveways that were already fine didn't make any sense. A man actually got out of the truck and shoveled the snow that had fell into the driveway the first time she came by.

We thought the drama was over after the man had kindly shoveled the snow back out of our drive, however, it turns out she came back for round two! This time not only did she block in one side of our driveway, but she blocked in both sides. She made it even worse and then fled the scene.

That is when I flipped my lid, got in my car, and tracked her down. There was an exchange of words and I was not the only dissatisfied home owner who had decided to find her and ask why she was plowing more snow in front of our already clean driveways. She explained that it was her job to clean up the roads and unfortunately excess snow does block people in. I think that's great that she takes time out of her life to help clean up the roads in our neighborhood, but I don't understand as to how we are actually supposed to use the roads that she has cleaned up if we CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF OUR DRIVEWAYS BECAUSE SHE PLOWED US BACK IN. Honestly, it doesn't make any sense to me or to any of the other folks who don't appreciate having to do extra work after they've already spent two or more hours working on getting their driveways cleaned up.

I decided to leave and told her to come back so she could clean up that unnecessary mess she made and that my mother would like to speak with her.

She drove by alright, but she just knocked even MORE snow in front of our driveway, and then left without a word.

Personally, I don't think that's professional, it's rude, and absolutely uncalled for. Is this actually the kind of person you want representing your company? Someone who doesn't know how to operate machinery properly and comes back to mess things up even more out of spite?

We expect a formal apology from you and your company. We should hope that you would take the time to come out here and take a look at the mess that she left behind and also take notice to the other home owners that she has managed to block in. We understand that clearing up the roads must be done and we do appreciate that people do take the time to come out early and get it done. What we DON'T appreciate are people who lack common sense and make a bigger mess out of things that should just be left alone.

On a completely unrelated note, I thought that I would also inform you of the millions of cars that have been illegally parking on the side of the street. That is not only hazardous, it's an extreme eye sore. We pay good money for a parking space that we don't even get to use because somebody has already parked their enormous piece of tin in our space. We haven't seen any kind of action whatsoever to alleviate this problem. It has slowly been getting worse as time goes by, and what I can't seem to understand is why do I even pay you our home owner's association fee, when you and all of your other employees don't seem to be doing anything to make these problems go away. If I do understand correctly, that is your job.

So if you wouldn't mind taking the time to do something about this, we would greatly appreciate it.

If you need any additional information, please do not hesitate to call. We can be reached one of many ways that are listed down below.

An extremely unhappy home owner,

Samantha (insert last name here)

Phone (home): 555/555-5555
Phone (work): 666/666-6666
Phone (work2): 777/777-7777
E-mail: myemail@work.com
E-mail: myotheremail@work.com
Address: I Live Here Circle

February 11, 2006

Search Party

There has been a new technology development in my household which I must share with all of you.

*Pause for dramatic effect*

Ladies and gentlemen, I am currently blogging from my bed.

Oh yes. From. My. Bed.

How is this possible you ask? With a wonderful little thing that we call "a wireless connection." Say it with me now. Wireless. Connection.

Crazy, no?

A while back, Momma updated our old, sad PC and bought a laptop with a docking station and all that jazz. You can unlock the laptop and tote it around with you wherever you go. The only downside? She never hooked up the wireless capabilities.

In my mind, I don't really see the point of having a laptop if you can't connect to the internet. I mean really, aside from using Word, I'm always on the internet. Always. I don't really use the computer for anything else actually.

So now that I'm able to receive the internet in my own room and I'm no longer forced to sit in that awful computer chair that we've had since the early nineties (I'm so not even exaggerating), I'm extremely excited about this.

Well, both excited and worried.

I'm worried that now I may never leave my room.

What's the point in me ever leaving now? Everything I ever need is litterally right at my fingertips. I'm blogging from bed for heaven's sake! I have my music, the internet, and a television all within reach. I no longer have to walk all the way downstairs just to check my e-mail. I have the option of staying underneath the covers with my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches while listening to music and watching what happens outside in our parking lot down below.

Technology will never cease to amaze me.

February 10, 2006

Climb up the ladder.

It was a little after 7:30 last night when I pulled into the garage.

Long day. Long week. Long life.

When will it be over with?

After I washed my face and changed into my jammies, I went upstairs to the kitchen and finished making my mashed potatoes for dinner. That's all I wanted, all I needed.

Give me mashed potatoes. Life will be complete and I can carry on so long as I get some mashed potatoes in my dying body.

Nothing else would do. I didn't want bread or meat to go with it. I just needed my comforting mashed potatoes to soothe my insides and give me that familiar feeling that lets me know even though things were hard this week, even though I'm on the verge of throwing up my hands and saying, "fuck you all and your goddamned problems!" eventually things will clear up and get easier.

Eventually.

I ate my mashed potatoes, drank my Capri Sun (it doesn't matter how old you are, those are awesome), and tried to remember the past few days. It was all mashed together though just like my potatoes. I could barely remember anything.

My new micro manager (aka Le Bitch) had another issue with me this week and apparently I'm not doing so well in her eyes. I'm the little fucktard that doesn't do anything except prance around and distract others from their very important jobs with the important tasks that do much more important things than me. Everything I do is wrong, everything I say is wrong, and I've come to the conclusion that it doesn't matter what I do or how I do it, I'll never be good enough in her eyes.

And that's okay. I never wanted to work for her in the first place.

Word has spread around the office; there are new rules that everyone must follow now that we are under the watchful eyes of Human Resources. I thought it was just me (oh, what an attention whore I am) but it's the entire program. I guess they weren't just moving all of HR under one roof. There were other intentions.

Now that I'm no longer confined just to my desk and have the ability to go upstairs where all of the Big Dogs roam around I'm beginning to understand why people complain so much. With each passing day I've been learning something new, I witness different things, and I'm seeing with naked eyes just how cut throat the Corporate World is. They're vicious and don't give a damn about you, your feelings, your work, or how much time you spend at the office. Who cares that you have a family that misses you and you've long forgotten what a social life is. So long as you produce the results that they need, then they'll let you stay an extra day, earn an extra buck.

I've had my small glimpse into this world, stuck my tongue out, tasted the very tip and got nothing but a sour taste.

Last night as I sat with my mashed potatoes I thought about all of my co-workers who have been living this life for years. My own mother who has dedicated herself to keeping The Machine afloat. What for? Everybody I talk to tell me the same thing over and over. I can't seem to understand though as to why somebody would want to stay in a job that makes the rest of their life miserable. They get to the point where they aren't even human anymore, they don't have feelings. They simply work and work and work until there's nothing left to work for. The only problem is that they've been working for so long that they don't even notice that everything has gone to shit.

I wonder how many of them really belong here too. I can see in a lot of my fellow co-worker's eyes a dream that they've either given up on or had to stop in order to jump on the Corporate Wagon for whatever reasons. I know they don't want to be here but are tied down. And it's sad.

I'm not an engineer, a business major, or a politician. I don't belong here playing this game without knowing the rules, without wanting to learn the rules. I don't fit in. I don't understand. I just don't.

But they're trying to make me fit in. They want me to understand. They would love for me to crunch numbers out to them all day long, put in 60-plus hours a week, juggle four different jobs while only being paid for one, and still manage to keep a smile upon my face. That's how they have some of these other people trained.

It's like those blocks that little kids play with. You've got the triangle, the square, a circle, maybe a star too, and you need to put the right blocks in the corresponding spaces. It seems really simple. We all know that you can't try and put the circle block into the triangle space. It won't fit. It doesn't matter if you take a hammer to the circle and try to force it in, the two simply don't match.

And yet they're still trying to force me into a space where I don't belong.

I tell myself that I don't want to be here anymore. I need a change, a place where I'm not always wrong, a place where I do fit. Not this business corporate bullshit. It just isn't me and I can easily see myself sinking lower and lower into the sand. Where I do need to go or wherever I do belong, I'm not too sure of yet. All I know is that at the end of the day, I don't want to come home and eat nothing but mashed potatoes again.

February 07, 2006

Best Girl Friends

It was sort of late notice but Mendy and I decided to get together for a couple of hours before she went to work on Saturday. We normally don't get that many chances to just simply hang out with each other because of our busy schedules. Things tend to get a little complicated when one person works full time all week and the other goes to school for most of the week and normally works on the weekends.

I woke up and got ready like usual and made it out the door by 11am. The traffic thickened as I continued to drive towards Alexandria but it was a steady flow. I had the smooth, mellow sounds of Norah Jones playing through the speakers while Mother Nature decided to share with us that annoying, misty rain that doesn't do much other than piss off a lot of people.

**

My past with other "best girl friends" hasn't been the greatest. I've had to deal with a lot of two-faced, back-stabbing bitches that mostly just used me for one thing or the other. I had an "innocent face" and when we would walk in class late together, the teacher always believed my stories. I could get others to do our homework for us as we managed to scrap along with barely passing grades, and in return, they let me hang out with them. It was a sad tale really.

For some odd reason I believed that these so called "best friends" and I had this connection; we were one in the same and nothing would go wrong so long as we were together. You would think after the second or third best friend I would have caught on, but that didn't turn out to be the case. From the seventh grade and onward throughout high school I had a new best friend with each passing year. They became disposable to me just like I was disposable to them and over time I had built up this wall against all unknown females. I was quick to judge, pick apart, and hold grudges against women I didn't know at all. A trait that I still carry today but am slowly working on changing.

Mendy and I met my last year in high school. We had the same gym class and I soon learned that even though she was two years younger than me she was a lot more wiser in many ways. While we would sit on the sidelines watching all of the other students run around in circles, I took notice of her electric personality and how she seemed very put together. She had a plan and I was the lost girl who didn't know what to do with my future. A match made in heaven. It wasn't long before we found ourselves hanging out on the weekends.

Whenever I sit back now and count the days, it's very hard to believe that we've only known each other for three short years. It easily feels like twenty years have already passed; although, our friendship has morphed into so many different things that we could have already shared twenty years together. We've had our arguments, learned each other's personalities, laughed together, cried together, danced together, sang together, traveled together, and have grown together so much. With all of that growing, our friendship is on an entirely different level now and we're so much more understanding of one another. She is, hands down, my all time best girl friend, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

**

As I drove down the familiar streets in Old Towne, I slowly parked on the side of the road (I hate parallel parking) in front of her house and called her cell phone.

Mendy: "Hello."

Me: "Let me in, let me in, let me in! It's raining and cold."

Mendy: "Okay, see you in a sec."

I walked up the stairs to her front door and just as I reached for the handle the door opened. I walked inside, through her living room and upstairs to her room. The band posters covered most of her yellow walls and I flopped on the bed while she finished getting ready.

Mendy: "So what do you want to do?"

Me: "I need some food. I'm starving. Where do you want to go?"

Mendy: "No clue, but some food would be great right now."

Me: "What about Applebee's?"

Mendy: "Oh yeah! Applebee's is our place."

Me: "Sounds good."

It was as if no time had passed by us even though we had so many new stories to share, new experiences that we needed to fill the other person in on. We just picked up where we had left off.

After lunch we went back to her house and hung out. I told her about how potential candidates can't understand my accent when I leave them messages, the crazy times out with Lauren, and my future college plans. She told me about her current heart throb (adorable, by the way), and how things are going with her college courses. We talked about taxes, music, men, relationships, the past, present, and future. Life in general.

She had to be at work by four o'clock though, so around 3:30, we gathered up our pocketbooks, slid on our shoes, and hopped into our cars. Even though we drove off at the same time and were headed in the same direction we eventually had to split off and go our different ways.

February 05, 2006

I leave the tags on and return them later.

Leah tagged me and I was so excited because for the past couple of weeks I've seen this tag roaming around on some of my favorite blogs and all I kept on thinking was, "gee, I hope somebody tags me on this one. I want to do it."

And now I have been! Thanks, Leah.

Four jobs that I've had:

A slight challenge considering I haven't been out in the work force that long. I had to dig back and remembered a crucial job that I took very seriously.

1. I ran the snack counter with Bill at the Youth Center when we lived in North Dakota. Friday Fun Nights wouldn't have been complete without all of the kids hyped up on soda and cotton candy.

2. Sandwich maker at Jersey Mike's. You name it, I made it, wrapped it, and served it with a smile.

3. I was supposed to do data entry for a company who had a grand jury case that was fighting against pharmacists who sold prescription drugs online. Instead I sat in the office and spent my days dreaming what would be outside of my window if I could paint one on the wall.

4. I worked in the wire room for a bank and transferred large sums of money to people all over the world who probably didn't deserve it.

Four movies I could watch over and over:

1. Breakfast at Tiffany's
2. Almost Famous
3. Follow the Fleet
4. The Professional

Four places that I have lived:

1. Denver, Colorado
2. Minot, North Dakota
3. Gastonia, North Carolina
4. Alexandria, Virginia

A small handfull of course.

Four TV shows I watch:

1. Sex and the City
2. Gilmore Girls
3. CSI
4. Veronica Mars

Four places I've vacationed:

1. Orlando, Florida
2. Mrytle Beach
3. Manitou Springs, Colorado
4. London, England (which as we all know was not just any ordinary vacation.)

Four of my favorite dishes:

1. Five Guys hamburgers with cajun fries.
2. Spaghetti.
3. Cousin Janice's southern home cooking.
4. Anything from Chik-fil-A.

Four sites I visit daily:

1. Melissa.
2. Erik.
3. Ash.
4. Hack.

And many, many more.

Four places I would rather be:

1. London. (Durr)
2. In bed, under the covers, watching SATC, eating rainbow sorbet.
3. Driving in my car with all of my music.
4. The pier.

And I'm tagging...

Voodoo, Melissa, Brian, and Mendy.

February 01, 2006

Numero Dos

As I was sitting here at my desk waiting for the day to end so I can go home and pamper my poor feet, I realized that I haven't mentioned that about two weeks ago I received not one, but two CDs as part of the Great Musical Revolution.

Yes, folks, I've been getting a double dose of fan-fucking-tastic music.

Jealous?

I have two rules when I get new music, whether it's from other people or music that I buy: number one, I must listen to it in the car. Number two, the volume must be turned up LOUD. I like it that way.

The first CD I got was from Brian, who not only neatly and sweetly typed up a letter to me, but also drew a picture directly on his CD. Art to go with art. It's a fabulous collection of artists who are all from Texas. Genius. For some reason it's really nice to drive to also. I love it and as soon as I listened to it all the way through, I made the decision right on the spot to make a copy and send to Lauren, since her boyfriend is from Texas and I know that he would really like it. Fabulous, Brian. Thank you, sir.

The second CD I received was from Melissa. She sent me a compilation of her favorite dance songs in the most creative packaging I've ever seen. It was great. I love all of the songs she put on the playlist (yes, every single one) but the one that caught my ears is Senegal fast food. Ever heard of it? For some reason it was exactly what I needed. A song that I didn't understand but sounded great and I could dance to.

Needless to say I've been abusing both CDs like unwanted step children. I must announce also that Melissa is thinking of having a Round 3 pretty soon. If you haven't already joined up you really should. It's good, wholesome fun (for the most part). The rules aren't that difficult and you get to experience some new tunes that you might not have thought about listening to at first. Go on. Do it. You know you want to.