Randomness Part II
Random quotes that I've heard or said myself that were really funny...at least to me.
- "Yeah, it's just like having a bicycle with a canoe strapped on top." - Ms. Cathi
- "I don't care if I have a homeless guy living in the back seat of my car. I just wish that he would lock the doors when he leaves. I leave all of my CDs in there!" - Me
- "I can see your bra." - Lisa
- "I want to see you all out on the dance floor, because tonight is my night and You. Are. Sexy." - Random gay guy in the bathroom at Nations.
- "I can't wait until tonight is over with. Really. I've got some lifesavers in my pocket and the next flavor is pineapple." - Emily
- "You want some of this?!" - Mel
- "Sometimes I just want to set myself on fire. Seriously." - Me
- "I don't want to cause some old guy to pop a tent." - Lauren
- "You know that you're going crazy from sitting in traffic too long when you come up with a new game show called Name! That! Roadkill!" - Me
- "Nick totally called them wankers." - Mel
- "They probably think that you look like one of their ex-girlfriends." - Brian
- "Remind me again why I still feed you?" - Momma
Comments
I love quotes. Funny stuff :D
Posted by: erik | June 19, 2006 09:50 AM
Sometimes I think it'd be a good idea to publish a book of quotes from my conversations with friends but I think it'd be a little unfair to publish such awesomeness like that so I keep it to myself.
Posted by: Melissa | June 19, 2006 01:39 PM
I love the quotes.... When the going gets tough I like to use, "Excuse me, I have to go fall on a sword."
Posted by: Voodoo | June 19, 2006 04:23 PM
I love it!! oh good god you must do the quotes often!! im dying of laughter over here... hey are we still on for pedicures? and why arent i in yor favorites on this page ma'am... just cause i live in teen dramaqueen land (or myspace, as it is known), am i shunned from society? SHUNNED!?! call me... --love, the Gassy 1
Posted by: Lora | June 19, 2006 07:19 PM