My Mumbling Thoughts

There's a cricket that lives right outside of my bedroom window and it makes that annoying chirping noise from 10pm every night until I wake up at 4am. Little fucker. He never shuts up. The first thing I think of whenever I wake up now is, "will he ever die?" The second thing I think of is, "doesn't he get tired?"

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Today is Momma's birthday but we celebrated yesterday since she's a freakish workaholic who decided to come in and go to meetings instead of sleep in and eat birthday cake for breakfast. She celebrated in style by buying a new car. Yeah, it was about time that she got rid of The Boat. Mel and I hated that fucking car. It was far too big and, in my opinion, hideous.

It was a really good experience all around. The salesman who we worked with was awesome and looked just like Tommy Chong off of That 70's Show. It was as if he had walked out of the television and straight on to the car lot. Mel and I called him Leo, even though his name is Bruce, but he didn't mind too much. He even knew who we were talking about when we said that he looked like someone famous.

Leo: "Yeah, I get that a lot. Tommy Chong and I are like brothers, you know?"

I test drove the Passat with everyone in the car, but the second time when I drove the Jetta, Leo let Mel and I go out by ourselves. Unfortunately it was running extremely low on gas, so we didn't get to go out as far as we'd like to, but it was still pretty cool. I think I know what my next car is going to be after I pay off the car that I have now.

Since they didn't have the car that Momma wanted on the lot, they have to ship it in and we'll pick it up this weekend. Until then, the manager said that if we wanted, we could drive a Jetta until it arrived. How cool are they?! We'll be trading Momma's car in this afternoon and for the entire week we'll get to drive around in a rental until the new baby arrives. They are my new best friends.

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I have a sick addiction to The Hills. Yes, I'll admit it. Yesterday I watched the marathon that was playing and cannot wait until Wednesday for the season finale. Will she stay with Jason? Will she go to Paris? I'm telling you now, she better pick Paris. If she decides to stay just so she can be treated like shit by Jason in their little beach house, I'm going to be pissed. Boys will come and go, but an internship in Paris is a once in a lifetime thing.

If you have no idea what I'm babbling on about, that's okay. It's really not that important, but I just thought I'd share how much I love "reality" TV. Kids who live the fancy life but still have real situational problems Just. Like. Me. I can relate on a certain level when it comes to a few things. There are, however, moments when I want to throw something at the TV screen because I'm green with envy. Things like when Heidi gets a new puppy for Christmas. I want a puppy.

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On Saturday, after I woke up from a five hour nap, I hopped in my car, bought some KFC and peanut butter M&Ms. For twenty whole minutues, my life was complete.