Organized writing is hard and tedious.
6:05a.m. - Wake up, shower.
6:41a.m. - Eat a bowl of Honey Combs, drink a glass of orange juice, make first cup of tea of the day.
7:02a.m. - Begin to see the morning sunrise. Feel happy to be home and see familiar sunshine.
7:08a.m. - Check facebook. Proceed to facebook stalk for the next ten minutes.
7:18a.m. - Put load of laundry in the washing machine.
7:27a.m. - Tidy room.
7:43a.m. - Decide that this is the perfect time of day.
7:44a.m. - Check facebook.
8:00a.m. - Start cruising iTunes for new music. Folk is definitely my new thing to listen to.
8:51a.m. - Go to the toilet and move soaking wet clothes around in the washing machine because it's off balance.
9:07a.m. - Speak to Elisa from Diary of an Unlikely Housewife on the phone.
9:22a.m. - Move clothes around in the washing machine again.
9:25a.m. - Listen to more music.
9:26a.m. - Check facebook.
9:38a.m. - Open up a new Word document and write down my Chapter Plan for Chapter 1 of Sleep Better Alone.
9:45a.m. - Move clothes around in washing machine again.
9:47a.m. - Go downstairs to make second cup of tea and eat chocolate chip biscuits that Livvi and Katie got for Momma and Mel from Marks&Spencer.
10:00a.m. - Move clothes around in washing machine again.
10:07a.m. - Load Foals CD to Carrie (external hard drive).
10:08a.m. - Notice that it's past ten in the morning and wonder if the clocks are wrong.
10:09a.m. - Realize that the clocks are fine and now realize that I've wasted the entire morning doing fuck all.
10:10a.m. - Check facebook.
10:18a.m. - Move clothes around in washing machine again.
10:22a.m. - Try to buy Blind Pilot from iTunes.
10:22a.m. - Fail. No monies.
10:22a.m. - Check facebook.
10:30a.m. - Pick up pen and finally begin writing.
11:12a.m. - Break for food, another cup of tea and update blog.
11:13a.m. - Forgot about the clothes in the washing machine and get up to move them around once again.
Comments
You're making me feel bad; when I don't have to go to work I wake up at 10!
Hilarious washing machine :D
Posted by: erik | December 30, 2008 02:18 PM