"Judy, what 'cha gonna do, when you're older and no one wants to know ya?"
It's about 1:15 in the afternoon right now, and I decided to take a break from my "getting ready routine" so that I could update this here blog. And of course, just as I open a "Create New Entry" window, about five people decide to start talking to me on Skype.
Okay, maybe like two people, but whatever. It's hard for me to multi-task sometimes!
Anyway, I decided to update my blog to write about how much of an internet geek I am. Seriously. Just tattoo NERD on my forehead. Why? Oh, I don't know. Maybe because I spent a total of SIX HOURS on YouTube yesterday and watched this girl.
I just want y'all to know first of all that I 100% blame Trish for my newfound obsession with watching Vloggers on YouTube. I also blame her for the fact that even though I don't have any money whatsoever, I'm seriously contemplating selling some of my useless precious belongings on ebay so I can afford my very own handy dandy video camera and start my own vlog! I mean, it's bad enough that I already have this blog, but then to add on a VLOG. Seriously? How much more self-absorbed can I be?
A lot. Trust me.
So I am truly an internet geek. When I was thirteen, I used to sit in chat rooms for HOURS. Doing what you may ask. Well, I wasn't talking to pedophiles, that's for sure. No. I was PAINTING AVATARS. If you know what that means, then well, we should talk. 'Cos I'd like to take my mad painting skills to another level. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm sorry I shared that embarrassing information about myself with you, and I'd like you to pretend I never said anything about it.
Right. So this whole vlogging thing is new to me, and interesting, and yeah I might be four years behind the times, but whatever. It's new TO ME. And because I am such a geek and need to figure out what all of this about, it'll probably suck up at least two weeks of my life. I'll be inside, the curtains will be drawn, people will ask for me to come out with them for a drink and I'll be all, "Sure! Just after I'm finished with editing this one clip!" And then before I know it I'll have a wicked case of jaundice and will forget who my IRL friends are and my internet web friends will be the only people that matter.
I don't even want to talk about the most recent boy that has mind fucked me. No. I want to edit a video clip that Trish and I made yesterday in iMovie. My laundry that I planned on doing FOUR DAYS AGO, is still in my room. I don't even know what my room is now. It's a scary cross between a tornado ripping through it and some weird science project, because who knows what's growing in here.
Gross.
I suppose if I were to start vlogging, then first of all, I'd have to purtify myself every time I clicked the record button. As of right now I'm chilling in my room with no make-up and fluffy hair. But y'all wouldn't know that because these are just words. And I'd also have to endure listening to my god awful voice. I sound congested, ALL THE TIME. But I'm not. That's just my voice. And it sucks.
Right. I'm going to end this now, because I've revealed way too much of my Crazy and I need to tuck her away. And make some lunch. I haven't eaten today.
Dammit! I lost the game!*
* Look it up, yo.