"Love will tear us apart again"
I just aged fifty years.
I'm sitting on the couch with Momma's heating pad from the early 1980's ("its always smelled like that, Samantha"). Why? Because I pulled a muscle earlier today and it hurts to sit/stand/blink.
I'll tell you how I pulled the muscle as well.
I was trying to sit up straight.
Yes. I was trying to improve my posture since my manager (my should-be father) has commented on a few occasions that I need to sit up straight. Don''t I know it's bad for my back? It's not healthy to stay in a slumped over position all the time (that's what she said. Zing!).
WELL, since I've been a lot more conscious about how I sit at my desk, today I was trying to maneuver in a way that would help my hunchback of Notre Dame physique, and pulled a muscle that I had no idea existed in my left lower back. It was like one second I sitting, and one wrong turn later I was doubled-over at a 90 degree angle commenting on how nice everyone's shoes were.
So yeah, that just made my Monday awesome. Minus the awesome.
I wanted to have a different topic for today's post, but since all I can think about is which pretzel move is most comfortable for me, I thought I'd just blab on about this instead. Isn't that so interesting?
No? I'll try again tomorrow.