My Mumbling Thoughts

Oh my god I don't get out enough.

I only had one drink! And, okay, granite the drink was the size of my face, but like, still.....I've been tired all day. I don't think I've done one productive thing, other than show up, which is generally required, so I guess it doesn't count at all.

But, god, I'm so tired. So. Tired.

Okay, you get it. I'm tired.

But, really. Tired.

Last night I went out with Trish and some of my lady coworkers who are awesome and make me chuckle in my belly. It was pretty small and low key, but still really good. I didn't want to get wasted, so I just got one GIANT SUPERMUG, for like, $7 (bargain), and nursed that bad boy all night. Of course I stayed out past my regular bedtime, too, so by the time I woke up this morning I was sluggish and wondering where my other three hours of sleep had gone.

I don't do these things regularly, so my body gets thrown into a spiral and starts shouting, "Hey! Old Lady! You don't do these things anymore, remember? YOU'RE OLD NOW."

And I'm like, thanks, Body, for reminding me how old I am. Now take a another shot and shut up. I'm young, dammit. Y-O-U-N-G.

I'm going out again tomorrow night, because I figure one night out isn't enough for me. LET'S BE REALLY CRAZY AND GO OUT TWICE IN ONE WEEK.

Young.

I'm going to dress up proper, where my cute little heels, do my hair and make-up real nice like how I've not done in months, and hit the town. I don't know where in town exactly we're hitting yet, but when we do hit it, HOO BOY. They'd better be ready is all I'm saying. I've already been out once this week. SHIT IS GOING TO GET INSANE.

I'll probably pass out in the bathrooms around 11 o'clock, because that's how Old Lady Sam rolls these days. Two drinks and I'm a goner. A cheap goner.

So yeah, today I've been very unproductive and I can't wait until 3p.m. I'll head on home, crawl under my covers and sleep until tomorrow's crazy night. I mean, I won't be able to function unless I get my full eight hours of rest.

SO HARDCORE.

Anyway, this post is poo. I'm blogging from work again, since I plan on going straight to sleep and definitely don't want to miss the last few days in BEDS.

I hope y'all had a lovely week. I'm going to go find a quiet, dark corner to doze off into for a while until it's time for me to leave. 'Til tomorrow.